Just spent the last 20 minutes in a presidential equivalent debate over healthcare with Rambo, only this was all things coon.
Topic 1: Do coons like sardines canned in mustard or tomato sauce. I said tomato, Rambo says mustard. We will see...
Topic 1: Do coons like sardines canned in mustard or tomato sauce. I said tomato, Rambo says mustard. We will see...
tonight...
Topic 2: Will it take more than 1 coon each to make hats with heads on them for Rambo and Gigi? I say more than one each. Gigi's head is off the charts, literally, at the pediatricians office, and let's just say her big head does not come from me.
Topic 3: Why can't we just go to the Alamo and buy a Davy Crockett hat? I argue it would be much easier. Rambo claims that Gigi will gain more street cred if she can tell people that her dad caught the coon, killed it, skinned it, and made the hat himself. My rebuttal- No. She will just be the weird girl wearing a raccoon on her head.
Rambo's parting inspiration for tonight...
Wish us luck.
Topic 2: Will it take more than 1 coon each to make hats with heads on them for Rambo and Gigi? I say more than one each. Gigi's head is off the charts, literally, at the pediatricians office, and let's just say her big head does not come from me.
Topic 3: Why can't we just go to the Alamo and buy a Davy Crockett hat? I argue it would be much easier. Rambo claims that Gigi will gain more street cred if she can tell people that her dad caught the coon, killed it, skinned it, and made the hat himself. My rebuttal- No. She will just be the weird girl wearing a raccoon on her head.
Rambo's parting inspiration for tonight...
Wish us luck.
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