Sunday, August 19, 2012

Coon Saga: The Stalemate

As you can see from attached picture, our afternoon consisted of target practice. Apparently since none of Rambo's other tactics have deemed successful, it was necessary to buy a super scope today to ensure coon sabotage. He sighted in his ...
gun perfectly by shooting a dove that is now dead on our roof and a few squirrels and claims there is no way he can miss. I am surprised that snipers in training at Fort Sam did not come over to disarm the crazy redneck that lives a few blocks over and was shooting flying bullets through the air like Ted Nugent. Curtains are perfectly in place, alarm is not going on, and boobie traps are set. I swear if these damn coons are not dead by morning, I am to lose it. Wish us luck, as
Rambo just walked into our room and told me "you just relax. I got this."
 
 
This was after the first, I would say, 3.25 minutes, after he perfectly sighted his super scope.
 
 
After baiting his prey with Purina Smart Blend and left over Ego Waffles, getting ready for battle... Gigi was very interested in the activity.
 
 

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